The Race For President

Once again ignoring all common sense, you turn down the job offer with the law firm, and decide to continue running for president. When you call the chairman of the Democratic party to tell him you wish to join the race for the party's presidential nomination, he laughs at you. Ever since you got President Clinton impeached, you are the most hated man among the Democrats. Not only don't you have any shot at getting their nomination, they won't even let you inside their convention. With all your dreams, and all your hard work, you are sent home packing empty-handed.

You go back home to your apartment, and watch on TV as President Gore wins your Democratic presidential nomination. You can't help but feel a little depressed. Your lawyer calls you the next day to tell you that since you are no longer running for president, he must take all your aunt's money away, and give it to her favorite charity, The Association for Retired Beekeepers. As for you, you spend the rest of your life flipping burgers, and telling stories about how you got President Clinton impeached. Of course no one ever believes you.

THE END