You call up Hard Copy and tell them who to make the check out to. You tell them every sick and perverted detail of your story, which was solely a product of your imagination, and in return they give you five million dollars. The press hails you as a male Paula Jones, and there is even talk of a made-for-television movie being made about your `ordeal' with President Clinton. However the Senate committee is disgusted over your actions, and they drop their case against Clinton, calling you a money-hungry fake.