The Race For President

As Brinkley, Donaldson, and Will continue laughing, you throw down your microphone, get up, and storm off the studio. As you are walking out of the building, a man briskly walks after you and stops you. It turns out to be some representative from ABC Sports who heard you talking on the show, and was really impressed by your knowledge of tennis. Without even giving you the opportunity to say no, he hires you as a tennis correspondent for the network. You are about to mention how you are planning to run for president, but when the guy starts talking about your six-figure salary, you forget completely about it.

You get over the fact that you will never be president as you realize that at least now you have a steady job, and a secure future. And you also take some solace in knowing that you aunt's money is going to go to people who need it even more than you: The Association for Retired Speed-Chess Players.

THE END

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